Soap Opera are SO not fun

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

What did your mun make you do this weekend?

I think I offered to run away with three men. After a lot of 'tender' kissing. I wish I could just hate her to death right now. I really do.

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[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

I have never been

Nor will ever be

Nor have any DESIRE to be

a CARNIE.

I think I need... to throttle a swan or something right now, thanks.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...why a swan?

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

...it makes sense in context. And it sort of worked the last time. Plus *brightly* if they lock me away again, I'll never have to face Amber after this weekend!