Soap Opera are SO not fun

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

What did your mun make you do this weekend?

I think I offered to run away with three men. After a lot of 'tender' kissing. I wish I could just hate her to death right now. I really do.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I kind of love her for the sex I got.

But the dialogue? HOLY CRAP, WOMAN. What the hell? WHAT. THE. HELL?

Not only did I not take a breath for five minutes while expositioning, she had me tearing up at the drop of a hat, alliterating until my tongue was about to drop out, and cheesy cheesy villainess monologuing worthy of a goddamn Disney villain.

Just ENOUGH already. GOD.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

You want bad dialogue?! I asked Nate to sex my pain away!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's pretty damn bad.

I told Ronan that all the good-sexing in the world wasn't going to save him, though!