Soap Opera are SO not fun

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

What did your mun make you do this weekend?

I think I offered to run away with three men. After a lot of 'tender' kissing. I wish I could just hate her to death right now. I really do.

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[raspberryturk]

I didn't- er. My evil twin didn't get out much this weekend, thank Shiva, 'cause of some weird Canadian holiday weekend thing about Thanks and Giving it.

This'd probably comfort me more if she didn't turn me into an idiotic rich half-Wutai bastard child of some Wutaiian double-agent and his dark mistress from Midgar, yoto. And then it turned out we had a triplet. And a long-lost sister. And I was dead in a closet and then the writers retconned it?

I hate my mun, yo.

[withoutverona]

And your evil twin kind of hit on me.

That was special.

[raspberryturk]

She insists it would'a been hot.

Did I mention I hate her? I do.

[withoutverona]

Mine is saying that if she hadn't already played out a scene that happened after that one that she didn't want to retcon, she might have gone for it.

They're twisted, evil women.

[raspberryturk]

Mine made retconning into part of my plot for the weekend. You got no idea how thankful I am that your mun has standards, yo.

I met nicer people who want me dead, yo. I was shot and then not by one of 'em this weekend. The hell.