Soap Opera are SO not fun

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

What did your mun make you do this weekend?

I think I offered to run away with three men. After a lot of 'tender' kissing. I wish I could just hate her to death right now. I really do.

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[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

...I knocked up my Homecoming date, spent the whole weekend in bed with her, and found out that my dad was HM Murdock...who...knocked up his ladyfriend's maid and now I have half brothers wtf?

And did I mention I was played by Patrick Swayze?