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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

You said slow was all right!

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

AND IT IS.

But the question weren't "Did you tell your boyfriend that slow is okay?"

SO I TOLD THE TRUTH.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

I'm getting there, I'm getting there, sheesh.

Look, you've seen...me so you know it'll be good IN THAT PORTION of the activities.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm glad my predictions were accurate.

:D :D :D :D :D