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fandomtherapy2008-12-13 07:34 pm
rocksthescarf.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomtherapy2008-12-13 07:34 pm
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So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.
Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?
And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.
Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.
Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?
And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.
Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.
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And I'm not having it because I don't have a boyfriend and that doesn't really matter, does it?
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Although I could probably be convinced to give you another chance.
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...
I might be tempted to try to tempt you. Christmas is coming up, dammit! The gift of pleasure is nice, right?
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No Amber! Don't do it! Not with him!
Get it from Liir instead.
...I can't believe I just said that. I blame my mun.
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I'm not sure that's possible.
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'Sides, the age bit ain't all that important.
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Need to stay off my lap. Ohmygod.
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...but *sigh* I'll behave myself. If you really really want me too.
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...try it again in a week, and we'll see. Ahem.
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