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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

Comments

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I'm having so much sex that sometimes I worry I'm going to break his hip.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised. Your sister was very vigorous. I can only imagine what a seasoned veteran like you would be like.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Have I ever mentioned that I'm a gun enthusiast and a perfect shot to boot?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

You know threatening me only makes me want you more.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

I'm remarkably durable. You wear out quicker than me.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

LIES.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

You always fall asleep before me after we sleep together. Always. You sleep on top of me or against me and you're always asleep before me.

I have more staaaaamina.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

THAT IS BECAUSE YOU STAY UP TO MAKE SURE I GO TO SLEEP FIRST. UNFAIR.