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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Long distance relationships are hard.

:(

But, fun when we ARE together. I save my stamina!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Phone sex?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I don't know how well that would work. I think she'd laugh and then I'd laugh and that kind of ruins it, you know.

Plus, she's waaaaaaaaay in the past. Like in the sixties.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

The sixties, huh? So is she one of those sexual revolution chicks that does all that freaky stuff in bed?