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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

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[lots-of-olives.livejournal.com]

Because I don't think of him that way. It's unprofessional.

And also he has a boyfriend. I don't care if they refuse to acknowledge it. He does.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I say you have a great chance to snag yourself a threesome.

[tyler_gone]

I swear I am not his boyfriend. He can sleep with whoever he wants.

Pay no attention to the twitch I get when I say that.