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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

Comments

[tyler_gone]

I'm completely satisfied with the meaningless sex I'm having even if it weirds me out to consider the source.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Why does it weird you out? He's hot and dresses fabulously.

[tyler_gone]

Second sentence, first word. That little ... gender thing.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Don't be such a prude. Getting off is getting off. It doesn't matter who gets you there.