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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

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[always-damp.livejournal.com]

For serious, I need a boyfriend. *sighs*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I'll...take off my shirt around you?

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dude, that is so not enough.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Quit using the word "totes" and then we'll talk.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Consider it done.

Hi there, Chuck.