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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

Comments

[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

While I appreciate the offer? I'm old fashioned enough to at least want the first time to be with someone who'd remember my name in the morning.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you're any good I'd definitely remember your name.