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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

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[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

First my partner-slash-secret-boyfriend seemed to go rogue and get himself killed and then I got assigned a fake boyfriend as part of a cover and he got all weird about us sleeping together to maintain that and was far too cute for his own good and FAKE RELATIONSHIPS FUCK WITH MY HEAD, okay?

But I don't have a thing for guys I work with. At all.