ext_175993 ([identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2008-12-13 07:34 pm

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So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

[identity profile] first-guardian.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ALL SO OBSESSED ABOUT THIS? WHY?

EVERYTHING WAS GOING JUST FINE AND NOW SOMEONE STUCK THEIR NOSE IN AND SHE WANTS TO HAVE DEFINITIONS AND CHARTS AND...

AAARGH!

[identity profile] first-guardian.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up!

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's because trying to talk to you about sex is just so fun.

... Which reminds me, I haven't seen you flail in a good couple of weeks. A fix is about due.

[identity profile] first-guardian.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
My player's brain has been eaten by Medieval II: Total War.

I've been sick! You can't make sick people flail!
Edited 2008-12-14 01:53 (UTC)
intraspective: (are you sure?)

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-12-14 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? I never mentioned anything about charts!
intraspective: (nyah!)

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-12-14 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I still never mentioned anything about them~! You can't say I did~!
intraspective: (better than you)

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-12-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
You don't need to be!
intraspective: (better than you)

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-12-14 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Not when you're talking about ME!

[identity profile] first-guardian.livejournal.com 2008-12-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I was talking about everyone!
intraspective: (better than you)

[personal profile] intraspective 2008-12-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph.