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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

Comments

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

One, it's none of your damn business what I smoke.

Two, yes, I'm comparing you to me. Just because you save people from monsters or whatever doesn't mean you're not an ass. Which you are.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you took a poll around here of who the ass is, me or you, you would completely win the ass awards.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Well. I will attribute that to my need to be the best at everything. Including being an ass.