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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

Comments

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

What?

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

*does not make flaily fingers, really*

Just, um... let me know. When you'd-- um, yes.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

I think we could could enjoy our holiday, together.

And if I attack you, you'll not mind too terribly much, will you?

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

*blushy nod nod nod nod nod*

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

*BLINK*
*BLUSHY SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE*