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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

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[talks2objects.livejournal.com]

THE ADULT CONSPIRACY PREVENTS ME FROM ANSWERING THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WORKS!

Stupid canon.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

There's a few websites I can show you. It'll explain everything.

[talks2objects.livejournal.com]

It's against the rules! Violating the adult conspiracy will result in me becoming a grown up and eating health foods and making everyone else eat spinach and other yucky vegetables. I'll have to get married and then I'm not allowed to have fun ever again. Or be a main character

Stupid canon.