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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

So, let's talk about my favorite thing in the world: Sex.

Want more of it? Less of it? Who's not having it? Why aren't you having it? Would you like to have it with me?

And if you answer that last question with a "no", I'll know you're lying.

Alternatively for you prudes: How do you feel about bears and pie? Not mixed together. Or mixed together. I don't judge. My name's not Dan Humphrey.

Comments

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

I do not understand you people, and I begin to believe I never shall.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

It's fun! I think you should assimilate yourself to our culture and have hot sex with the lady who owns the flower shop.

[loverlyviolets]

:-O

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

I do believe he is trying to shock us. We should disappoint him by paying him no mind.

Tea?

[loverlyviolets]

Tea!

Dammit.