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So, the holidays are upon us! People are heading home, people are bunking down, people are getting festive!

So, make a list, check it twice and tell us a few things you want for whatever holiday you might be getting set to celebrate! It can be something you know you won't get, something you really hope you might get some day, or something you know you'll get.

Be specific! Be broad! Wish for something unattainable! Wish for something attainable!

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Dear Santa,

You never came to my house when I was a kid and I don't expect you to now. But if I have to make a list, I want:

- A real mission on this island, with an actual bad guy I can shoot at or something. I'm going to die of boredom.
- Loki to keep his mouth shut the way Daisy says he will.
- A date with someone I don't work with.
- Chuck not to get himself killed.
- A couple more cute sweaters.
- Chuck not to get himself killed.
- A replacement for that knife with the broken blade.

Thanks,

Sarah "If You're So Good, You Know My Real Name" Walker

Maybe she's riiiiiiiiight.

Maybe she's noooooooot.

Who can ever tell? That's what makes life interesting.

~~No, she is. I swear. Or do I? I do.~~

*bangs head into wall*

You know, it might be more fun to throw a couple knives at you, instead of shooting. I really like my knives.

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Dear Santa or Whatever You Truly Are,

It's possible I haven't been the best person ever this year. But it wasn't my fault! Er, most of it, at least. If you really do exist and aren't some kind of demon, I would like:

- Continued safety for my family and friends. Yes, even Alec.
- To spend New Year's with Peter without getting killed by his mother.
- For every copy of the KKG calendar to be invisible to Dean's eyes.
- ~~For Dean and Chuck to just do it already, god.~~
- Books. And more books. And possibly a few more books after that.
- Another year free of gremlin bites!
- More naked boyfriend time? Please?

Sincerely,
Sam Winchester

We can always have naked tiems, Sam!

I'm already naked!

jdwiojdiowjdoiwqdjwqoidjwqoidjdjiwoqdjwi NOT YOU.

You have a dirty mind, Sam Winchester. *shakes head* ~~I like it~~

Ssshhh, don't tell, it's a secret.

Dear Santa,

I'm pretty sure I've been good. By my count, anyway. I'm just going to hope you're going by the same scale I am.

Anyway, I'd reaaaaally like the following:

- Hannibal.
- ~~I'd also take Chuck... but does that make me sound greedy?~~
- Some more of this really nice weather. It brings out the shirtless boys.
- To get to see my Dad for more than just a few days at a time.
- That cute skirt someone grabbed from under my nose at the Black Friday sales.
- A plant. Pets are commitment, plants I can deal with.

Love,
Angela.

I'm yours for the taking!

Oooh, I really think I'm going to like this Christmas.

IT'S NOT GREEDY AT ALL OMG.

*cough*

WELL, THAT'S OKAY THEN!

Did someone say shirtless?

Dear Santa,

I know you don't exist but this fucking town is insane so honestly I wouldn't be surprised if both you and Ghandi came down the damn chimney and did a can-can for my amusement. Okay. I would, but then I'd call Loki about it and bitch to him about how insane this island is.

So just in case:
- My own little club on the island
- For Martha to stop running out an licking the ground in the hopes that there is still powdered sugar on the ground.
- For Heather to break out in hives
- For John Ash to break out in hives
- Just make the place normal for one day for the LOVE OF GOD!
- Just to catch him and put him away for good.
- No more ponies. Please.

You'll get used to it!

...

Sorry, I had to! You make the best reactions! But yes, I'm always open for bitching!

I want a plane that loops the loop. Also, I want a hula hoop.

Dear Santa,

I would like a cease of all hostilities in Congo, Somalia, the Gaza, and everywhere else in the world. I would also like a new president in Zimbabwe, food for every member of the world population, and for my father to stop being an idiot.

Most of all, I would like the G20 to form a cohesive vision for the next twenty years to eradicate environmental, famine, and credit issues.

That will be all.

Nathan Summers.

P.S.: new guns for Dom and Wade would also be nice. ~~and spandex outfits with more holes in them. dom's clothes have had too few holes in them lately.~~

Edited 2008-12-21 11:44 (UTC)

Dear Santa,

I'd say I've been a very good girl this year, but we both would know that's a big fib. But for Christmas this year, I would still like the following:

-superpowers, but the swerval kind, not the squaller, 'my skin kills puppies' kind
-a chill pill for Peter
-a chill pill for my mom
-a new computer that won't eat my project two days before it's due
-Manic Panic hair dye, any color
-that jacket I saw in the window of that vintage shop near the dry cleaner's
-gas to stay this low
-a job with a show that isn't determined to suck
-a mechanic as swerval as Bigfoot in LA
-Prop 8 overturned

All my love,
Zero

Edited 2008-12-21 05:11 (UTC)

Dear Santa,

I haven't killed anyone this year, so really, I've been positively saintly. I would like the following for Christmas:

-to get laid
-a carton of Silk Cuts
-to get laid
-a reliable hangover cure
-to get laid
-peace on Earth, goodwill toward men, no really, even if it would put me out of a job
-Jenny Q to grow some sense
and, finally
-to get laid

All the best, watch out for Finland,
Jenny S

~~Y HALO THER~~

I'm not that desperate.

Dear Santa,

I would like one Lee Nicholas, naked, willing and in his right mind. Ribbons optional. And as long as I'm asking for the impossible, please make the Pope stop being such a dick.

Thks,
Tony

I wish my sister was here.

But that's silly and stupid.

I'd like to hear from my dad. And *mumblemumble* under the tree, wrapped in ribbons.

Thanks, Santa!

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