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Hi, my name is Anders and I have no social skills but lately I'm drowning in cuteness and I really really like it but I'm afraid I'm in way over my head and oh lords of Kobol I'm going to hyperventilate.

*hands him a paper bag* It's easy to overdose on cute with Cally. *grins*

*flails* But there's "overdose," and then there's "oh my god, if I keep this up and want to live I'll need to reduce my sugar intake by 95%."

Get her pregnant, get her pregnant, get her pregnant!!!!

C'mon, follow Lee's example!

*brain breaks OMG*

Then LEAVE her and say "omg, commitment sucks!" and then the sugar will be COMPLETELY ABSENT. So easy.

*flails* But . . . but . . . SUGAR JUNKIE!

Oh, stop your whining and kiss me you big lug.

I'm too much man for you, Adama.

Exactly.

*nods sagely* Diabetes. Real risk here... *considers* Aha! Having sex too soon could up the angst, reduce the sweet.

*brain breaks SO MUCH OMG* Actually I realized this morning that Ethics class is about to catapult Archie into the Wonderful World of Angst Extraordinaire, and then I think I'm gonna need the cute to balance it out.

Who's your partner for the exercise of OMG THIS IS WANKTASTICALLY STUPID?

*shrugs* Dunno yet. The logic kinda eludes me, but because I am just as much an angst junkie as I am a sugar junkie (this is why I am insane) I'm actually looking forward to putting my poor sailor boy through the wringer.

Yay poor sailor boy! It's not like he is TEH KING OF ANGST ANYWAY. Omg, my favorite Archie scene DOES have to be the one where ...oh wait, both of them. Where he's all "Hey Horatio. Things are good." *DIES*

I LOVE THAT MAN.

"Duchess and the Devil" Archie. *flails* I just want to cuddle the hell out of him and make him feel all better because he is angsty and post traumatic and WAH!!!!!

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Oh noes!

...

But maybe a little angst. I hear Cally's really intense about her toothbrush. You could like...use hers 'by accident'. *hopeful look*

Want some angst? I'm sure I don't need all of mine.

Lee wishes Anders wasn't so studly. And is confused as to call him ANDERS or SAMMIE. So... yeah. ~~Also, Anders plays the game really rough, omg.~~

Also? Lee misses sexually excited klepto Anders. Despite the fact that he insulted Lee's NOBLE AND RIGHTEOUS MANHOOD.

*a la Dot Warner* Call me Sammie and you die.

And don't worry, I'm sure we'll find ways to insult Lee's manhood again soon. :D

Holy Jesus, I miss Animaniacs.

FOR IT R INSULT WORTHY.

I really really really want Dr. Scratchansniff to teach something.

Insulting manhood is fun.

Dude, I wonder about the manhood of each regenerating doctor. I bet there is crack fic about this.

. . . great, now I'm never gonna be able to take the title of the Fifth Doctor pilot episode (Contravalva) seriously ever again.