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Hello, my name is Lee Adama. And I need me some THERAPY, bitchez. What's your story?!

*hands him a paper bag* It's easy to overdose on cute with Cally. *grins*

*flails* But there's "overdose," and then there's "oh my god, if I keep this up and want to live I'll need to reduce my sugar intake by 95%."

Get her pregnant, get her pregnant, get her pregnant!!!!

C'mon, follow Lee's example!

*brain breaks OMG*

Then LEAVE her and say "omg, commitment sucks!" and then the sugar will be COMPLETELY ABSENT. So easy.

*flails* But . . . but . . . SUGAR JUNKIE!

Oh, stop your whining and kiss me you big lug.

I'm too much man for you, Adama.

Exactly.

*nods sagely* Diabetes. Real risk here... *considers* Aha! Having sex too soon could up the angst, reduce the sweet.

*brain breaks SO MUCH OMG* Actually I realized this morning that Ethics class is about to catapult Archie into the Wonderful World of Angst Extraordinaire, and then I think I'm gonna need the cute to balance it out.

Who's your partner for the exercise of OMG THIS IS WANKTASTICALLY STUPID?

*shrugs* Dunno yet. The logic kinda eludes me, but because I am just as much an angst junkie as I am a sugar junkie (this is why I am insane) I'm actually looking forward to putting my poor sailor boy through the wringer.

Yay poor sailor boy! It's not like he is TEH KING OF ANGST ANYWAY. Omg, my favorite Archie scene DOES have to be the one where ...oh wait, both of them. Where he's all "Hey Horatio. Things are good." *DIES*

I LOVE THAT MAN.

"Duchess and the Devil" Archie. *flails* I just want to cuddle the hell out of him and make him feel all better because he is angsty and post traumatic and WAH!!!!!

YES. OMG. When you see him just CHOOSE to die. *wrings hands*

Yes. OMG. *WAILS*

Great, I'm all hormonal this week and now thinking about that makes me want to CRY SO MUCH.

Father's Day broke me, btw. BROKE ME.

Oh god, I know. *sobs* And I have a vid idea burning up my brain that is at least 1/3 centered around that episode. I'm gonna die.

Oh noes!

...

But maybe a little angst. I hear Cally's really intense about her toothbrush. You could like...use hers 'by accident'. *hopeful look*

Want some angst? I'm sure I don't need all of mine.

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