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[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

SO. Everyone, as far as I can tell, had TERRIBLE times waking up today, what with being arrested or waking up with something horrific in their bed or being married or having been JESSICA WAKEFIELD all weekend, or whatever.

So, people. Tell me something that you're looking forward to, or something that's going well in your life. Are you finally getting laid, tiny students? Do you have romantic Valentine's plans that are so cute, any sane person would vomit at the mere mention of them? Did you get new shampoo that smells awesome like my player did? Are you happy it's FINALLY FREAKING GETTING WARMER?

TELL ME SOMETHING JOYOUS.

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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Save for the pickaxe to the shoulder, my life is awesome. Mostly due to the fact that I'm just awesome.

And Francine's making me pot brownies. Not that she knows they're pot brownies but they are going to be amazing.

Oh, and Sam pretty much loves me. It's true. Totally does. He's lying if he denies it.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Dude, careful on the pot brownies. My boyfriend ARRESTED ME for smoking the marijuana this weekend.

Oh, right, I hate you. CARRY ON.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Your boyfriend is a narc.

And you totally love me. You're just pretending to hate me out of loyalty to your hot sister.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

MY BOYFRIEND IS A POLICE OFFICER. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

(But yeah, totes a narc.)

AND MY SISTER IS NOT HOT. SHE IS LITTLE.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

SHE'S OLDER THAN I AM!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE WEE TOO. GO PLAY WITH BLOCKS OR SOMETHING.

[likethegun]

I will poke you in your shoulder wound, I swear to God.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Don't deny your love for me!

[likethegun]

I AM DENYING AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO.