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SO. Everyone, as far as I can tell, had TERRIBLE times waking up today, what with being arrested or waking up with something horrific in their bed or being married or having been JESSICA WAKEFIELD all weekend, or whatever.

So, people. Tell me something that you're looking forward to, or something that's going well in your life. Are you finally getting laid, tiny students? Do you have romantic Valentine's plans that are so cute, any sane person would vomit at the mere mention of them? Did you get new shampoo that smells awesome ~~like my player did~~? Are you happy it's FINALLY FREAKING GETTING WARMER?

TELL ME SOMETHING JOYOUS.

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Save for the pickaxe to the shoulder, my life is awesome. Mostly due to the fact that I'm just awesome.

And Francine's making me pot brownies. Not that she knows they're pot brownies but they are going to be amazing.

Oh, and Sam pretty much loves me. It's true. Totally does. He's lying if he denies it.

The boy I've been crushing on asked me to the dance.

Dude, careful on the pot brownies. My boyfriend ARRESTED ME for smoking the marijuana this weekend.

Oh, right, I hate you. CARRY ON.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Are you going to dress slutty and let him feel you up?

Your boyfriend is a narc.

And you totally love me. You're just pretending to hate me out of loyalty to your hot sister.

Probably not. I think God would disapprove.

The guy I went on a date with totally remembers me today! I was a little worried on Saturday...

CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!

Oh. And Valentine's romance and stuff. I'm totally looking forward to getting snuggly with my Lilypad.

AND ALSO CANDY.

My girlfriend things I'm hot in eyeliner and sleeveless shirts! Considering I thought I looked foolish, this is a good thing.

Also, I'm baking her a lot of pies for Valentine's Day, asking her to the dance and then giving her a small gift.

I AM NOT LEGALLY MARRIED EITHER. THIS IS A GOOD THING.

And I haven't killed anyone.

I don't have to hide under the bed now that everyone's back to normal.

Dude, me too.

The candy stuff. No the snuggly with your Lilypad.

I'm having good sex pretty regularly with a gorgeous guy whose got good taste in cars and music. That's pretty joyous, if you ask me.

Now I just have to get up my courage and make myself ask if he wants to go to the dance with me.

ALWAYS A GOOD THING. I mean, assuming it was a date and not a "date," involving waking up the next day and not being able to find your underwear. Then that's usually kind of expected.

I think I'm going to make it to graduation alive! And my girlfriend's going to meet my father for the first time. Normally, that might sound bad but if ANYONE can handle him, she can. And she might even MANHANDLE him.

That'll be fun.

And people still like my arms!

Dude, buy candy on SUNDAY. It'll be so cheap.

Omg, what kind of pies?

Hiding under the bed is lame, anyway. You get all dusty.

Oooh, turning a sex buddy into a date? GOOD LUCK.

I assume by "manhandle" you mean like, scary and not like, sexy? Because otherwise that is not a thing to celebrate unless you REALLY like therapy.

The girl I like is forgiving me that I turned into an idiot this weekend!

I'm no longer a statue!

We've gone to dances and stuff before.

I think we're a little more than just sex buddies. Just... not exclusive.

MY BOYFRIEND IS A POLICE OFFICER. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

(But yeah, totes a narc.)

AND MY SISTER IS NOT HOT. SHE IS LITTLE.

Not to mention the leg cramps and the crick in my back from sleeping on the floor.

SCARY. You'd get it if you met her. She's told me her father was probably worse than mine and she handled him SO.

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