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[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

SO. Everyone, as far as I can tell, had TERRIBLE times waking up today, what with being arrested or waking up with something horrific in their bed or being married or having been JESSICA WAKEFIELD all weekend, or whatever.

So, people. Tell me something that you're looking forward to, or something that's going well in your life. Are you finally getting laid, tiny students? Do you have romantic Valentine's plans that are so cute, any sane person would vomit at the mere mention of them? Did you get new shampoo that smells awesome like my player did? Are you happy it's FINALLY FREAKING GETTING WARMER?

TELL ME SOMETHING JOYOUS.

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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Save for the pickaxe to the shoulder, my life is awesome. Mostly due to the fact that I'm just awesome.

And Francine's making me pot brownies. Not that she knows they're pot brownies but they are going to be amazing.

Oh, and Sam pretty much loves me. It's true. Totally does. He's lying if he denies it.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Dude, careful on the pot brownies. My boyfriend ARRESTED ME for smoking the marijuana this weekend.

Oh, right, I hate you. CARRY ON.

[joan-notjane.livejournal.com]

The boy I've been crushing on asked me to the dance.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Are you going to dress slutty and let him feel you up?

[gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com]

The guy I went on a date with totally remembers me today! I was a little worried on Saturday...

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

ALWAYS A GOOD THING. I mean, assuming it was a date and not a "date," involving waking up the next day and not being able to find your underwear. Then that's usually kind of expected.

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

CANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDYCANDY!

Oh. And Valentine's romance and stuff. I'm totally looking forward to getting snuggly with my Lilypad.

AND ALSO CANDY.

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Dude, me too.

The candy stuff. No the snuggly with your Lilypad.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

My girlfriend things I'm hot in eyeliner and sleeveless shirts! Considering I thought I looked foolish, this is a good thing.

Also, I'm baking her a lot of pies for Valentine's Day, asking her to the dance and then giving her a small gift.

I AM NOT LEGALLY MARRIED EITHER. THIS IS A GOOD THING.

And I haven't killed anyone.

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Omg, what kind of pies?

[lordofthecats.livejournal.com]

I don't have to hide under the bed now that everyone's back to normal.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Hiding under the bed is lame, anyway. You get all dusty.

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

I'm having good sex pretty regularly with a gorgeous guy whose got good taste in cars and music. That's pretty joyous, if you ask me.

Now I just have to get up my courage and make myself ask if he wants to go to the dance with me.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Oooh, turning a sex buddy into a date? GOOD LUCK.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to make it to graduation alive! And my girlfriend's going to meet my father for the first time. Normally, that might sound bad but if ANYONE can handle him, she can. And she might even MANHANDLE him.

That'll be fun.

And people still like my arms!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I assume by "manhandle" you mean like, scary and not like, sexy? Because otherwise that is not a thing to celebrate unless you REALLY like therapy.

[lovemykilt]

The girl I like is forgiving me that I turned into an idiot this weekend!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!!! That is an important skill both in life and specifically here. If you can survive insane weekends here, you can totally deal with any drunken stupidity or whatever that might come along in your dating life.

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

I'm no longer a statue!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

CONGRATULATIONS. I mean, it probably sucked. I can't speak, having never been a statue.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

The people I bit are ALIVE! Yay!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

...how hard did you bite them? Because there's hickeys and then there's scary blood-drawing bites.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

I know that you've thought about marriage with me so I don't feel quite so bad for thinking of it.

AND WE HAVE THE CUTEST PUPPIES.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

WE HAVE CUTER PUPPIES THAN ANYONE ELSE.

And shhhh about the M word omg.

*uses icon IRONICALLY*

[slapbetcommish.livejournal.com]

There are periods at the end of my sentences again!!! No more questioning sentence fragments!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

So this one time, I was like really happy for you?

[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

NOTHING IS GOING WELL. EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD SUCKS.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

But JESSICA WAKEFIELD was so pretty.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I am having a looooooot of sex with a few people. I also didn't go all weird this weekend and I got the freaking elephant in the room out in the open with my roommate.

So, not too bad, really!

I'm also still hot and that helps.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Was it the "I have crabs, you should wash everything you own" elephant? I had a roommate in college who sprung that one on me.

[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

I WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN. THERE IS NO JOY IN LIFE.

AND MY HAMMER IS NOT SMALL.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE SEEN HER, I KNOW HER, WAY TO NAIL THAT, HAMMER.

[iruinenglish.livejournal.com]

I finally got to fight a vampire!

...Ignore that I outed myself to quite a few people BUT IT'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE DIDN'T KNOW ANYWAY.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Was it that creepy chick who's apparently biting people?

[sith_happened]

IT'S A GIRL!

Both the baby and a version of her jackass ex-boyfriend. LIFE IS GOOD.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

CONGRATULATIONS ON PROCREATING. PLEASE DO NOT BRING THE CHILD ANYWHERE NEAR ME.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

I finally had sex!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Was it terrible? It should have been, if it was your first time.

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

I don't want to talk about it. But at least he was hot.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Awwww. Don't worry, at least you don't have to deal with my ex coming to give you a lecture about it, like you would if you really WERE Heather.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

People finally know about the angel stuff so maybe I can get back to being more of a jackass than I really was. And I can freak people out by busting out the wings.

And there are some people here who I actually kind of life and I don't miss Bartleby as much.

PEOPLE THINK I'M CUTE.

I avoided getting shot by Lindsay the other day after threatening her!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're cute, just fyi.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

I got to beat up a supervillain! And she ran away!

And I had really great hair.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

HOORAY FOR GREAT HAIR. That's the basis of awesomeness, you know.

[loverlyviolets]

I'M NOT DEAD!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

...THAT IS A NEW THING TO BE JOYOUS OVER, AND ONE OF THE EASIEST! HOORAY FOR LIFE.

[shiroi_tiger]

I have whiskey.

This is a very, very, very good thing.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

What kind?

[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend looked HOT this weekend, even if his pants were absurd, and Valentine's day is going to be nice 'cause we're gonna have pie and sex and cuddly nice times, and his birthday's Wednesday so we're prolly gonna do that then, too.

I have lots of fun projects to work on, and I'm gonna ask Claudia to do my hair for the dancey thingie!

Oh, and I'm not wearing all black and swearing no more! YAY.