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[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

SO. Everyone, as far as I can tell, had TERRIBLE times waking up today, what with being arrested or waking up with something horrific in their bed or being married or having been JESSICA WAKEFIELD all weekend, or whatever.

So, people. Tell me something that you're looking forward to, or something that's going well in your life. Are you finally getting laid, tiny students? Do you have romantic Valentine's plans that are so cute, any sane person would vomit at the mere mention of them? Did you get new shampoo that smells awesome like my player did? Are you happy it's FINALLY FREAKING GETTING WARMER?

TELL ME SOMETHING JOYOUS.

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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to make it to graduation alive! And my girlfriend's going to meet my father for the first time. Normally, that might sound bad but if ANYONE can handle him, she can. And she might even MANHANDLE him.

That'll be fun.

And people still like my arms!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I assume by "manhandle" you mean like, scary and not like, sexy? Because otherwise that is not a thing to celebrate unless you REALLY like therapy.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

SCARY. You'd get it if you met her. She's told me her father was probably worse than mine and she handled him SO.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've met her. She always ordered badass literary-inspired wine. I liked her. SHE WOULD PROLLY SCARE MY DADDY.