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[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

SO. Everyone, as far as I can tell, had TERRIBLE times waking up today, what with being arrested or waking up with something horrific in their bed or being married or having been JESSICA WAKEFIELD all weekend, or whatever.

So, people. Tell me something that you're looking forward to, or something that's going well in your life. Are you finally getting laid, tiny students? Do you have romantic Valentine's plans that are so cute, any sane person would vomit at the mere mention of them? Did you get new shampoo that smells awesome like my player did? Are you happy it's FINALLY FREAKING GETTING WARMER?

TELL ME SOMETHING JOYOUS.

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[is-my-penis.livejournal.com]

I WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN. THERE IS NO JOY IN LIFE.

AND MY HAMMER IS NOT SMALL.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE SEEN HER, I KNOW HER, WAY TO NAIL THAT, HAMMER.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

If you have to say it in capslock, then it probably is small, dude.