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[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

SO. Everyone, as far as I can tell, had TERRIBLE times waking up today, what with being arrested or waking up with something horrific in their bed or being married or having been JESSICA WAKEFIELD all weekend, or whatever.

So, people. Tell me something that you're looking forward to, or something that's going well in your life. Are you finally getting laid, tiny students? Do you have romantic Valentine's plans that are so cute, any sane person would vomit at the mere mention of them? Did you get new shampoo that smells awesome like my player did? Are you happy it's FINALLY FREAKING GETTING WARMER?

TELL ME SOMETHING JOYOUS.

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[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

I finally had sex!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Was it terrible? It should have been, if it was your first time.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

It wasn't terrible, but the aftermath might be really, really awkward because it wasn't really me, but the guy thought it was me and I have no idea what this does to our friendship.

Besides, if the second time is better, I can't wait to try it again!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

It could be worse! My first time was with a guy who decided he was gay upon penetration.

So, it probably won't be THAT awkward.

[not_in_the_book]

Yeah, at least I already know that I like guys.

... I mean, as well as girls. I didn't just sleep with her when I thought I was gay.