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[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

SO. Everyone, as far as I can tell, had TERRIBLE times waking up today, what with being arrested or waking up with something horrific in their bed or being married or having been JESSICA WAKEFIELD all weekend, or whatever.

So, people. Tell me something that you're looking forward to, or something that's going well in your life. Are you finally getting laid, tiny students? Do you have romantic Valentine's plans that are so cute, any sane person would vomit at the mere mention of them? Did you get new shampoo that smells awesome like my player did? Are you happy it's FINALLY FREAKING GETTING WARMER?

TELL ME SOMETHING JOYOUS.

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[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

People finally know about the angel stuff so maybe I can get back to being more of a jackass than I really was. And I can freak people out by busting out the wings.

And there are some people here who I actually kind of life and I don't miss Bartleby as much.

PEOPLE THINK I'M CUTE.

I avoided getting shot by Lindsay the other day after threatening her!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're cute, just fyi.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

No, you think I'm fucking sexy.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

This is true.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Imagine that, I think the same about you.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

You ARE cute. People have EYES.

Can you like, hit people in the face with your wings "accidentally"? I would enjoy that.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Yes, if I want to. They're not magic or anything but they've got feather and I can flap them.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

LIKE A BIRDIE.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

NOT LIKE A BIRDIE, NO. I'm not a A FUCKING BIRD.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

But you just said....

[memberslonely.livejournal.com]

That's only because I didn't have a gun with me! *Finally uses icon in context.

And... Okay I really wouldn't have shot you. Otherwise I'd have no one to shovel my driveway.