let's get it ooooooooon

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

After the past few days, a therapy post was probably needed so, here we go.

IT'S TIME TO SHARE YOUR SEXUAL ADVENTURES. SHARE THEM WITH THE CLASS. SELF LOVE, WITH SOMEONE, BEING DRIVEN INSANE BY THE HORMONES, ANYTHING.

SHARE.

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[atreideslioness]

I haven't done anything this week that I wouldn't do normally. Well, maybe someone I wouldn't do normally, but the rest of it?

I'd do it again, without hesitation. All of it.

[tyler_gone]

I might go for a place other than the mat room. It killed my back.

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Busy. Call back later.

[withoutverona]

*DITTOES*

[tyler_gone]

... oh, man. Threesome with my fight club co-leader and my person-thing, and then my housemate yanked me down onto our living room floor and tore my clothes off. And all three of them are crazy hot.

I'll probably hate myself next week when I have to deal with the consequences, but right now, thumbs up.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know, kinky sex that's going to send me straight to hell, getting cockblocked from Blair and Francine's boobs pretty much in my face.

So the average Chuck Bass week.

[asgardcreated.livejournal.com]

Let's see, virgin queen innocently throwing herself at me. Make outs with a cheerleader which will lead to dates.

The first was frustrating, the second will be awesome as long as her uncle and his boyfriend stay locked in their room.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

Awwww no double dates?

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

I keep finding myself confronted by girls in skimpy clothing. And this keeps being a worse thing than you might figure.

Sigh.

[puppy_fair]

... I'm pretty sure my player locked me in the closet, this week. There's something going on out there?

... Actually, I probably wouldn't have noticed, anyhow. I already am walking UST.

[shiroi_tiger]

The highlight of my week thus far has been having to pry my two TAs apart in class. One of whom was undressing, intentionally or no.

I swear, next week? I'm bringing a rolled-up newspaper to the lesson.

[darkangelsawyer.livejournal.com]

You could always undress me yourself. I wouldn't mind that at all.

[multiplez]

Half-alien boys do it better.

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you people did, but I don't like it.

[glasses-justice.livejournal.com]

Got laid. First time since I got here, too. About time.

[asgardcreated.livejournal.com]

Apparently the O'Neill men have a type. Smart, gorgeous blondes.

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

I managed to have dirty time without morning-aftermath trauma!!!

There was an odd discussion, but then it was resolved at which point we had dirty time again.

My goodness, why does anyone behave themselves? Impropriety is wonderful.

[thatsamilkshake]

I made out with the person I love most in the world, broke her heart for like the 5 millionth time, then ran off to find my boyfriend. My life is a little fucked up. On the other hand, so was my night, and that was nice.

And his shirt smells like him.

[weetuskenraider]

Oh, so it's your fault she threw water on me and Ben, then.

[gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com]

La la sex in a closet la la hope I don't get my boyfriend fired la...

[notahostage]

I was going to ask a teacher up to see my engravings, I have hickies from a king, nearly cheated on my boyfriend in the process, and I forgot to use the code to say I'm getting nookie so it's all on tape.

I'm mostly just focusing on the fact I managed not to hit on my jailbait roomie this time.

[ashockingbitch]

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

I'm beginning to worry about myself.

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

I read bad fanfic which lead to girlkissy! Really.

[trigons_child]

I MOLESTED A DOOR.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'm getting really tired of walking in on people doing dirty things to doors around here. Gawd.

[glacial_queen]

I LIKED SEX BETTER WHEN IT WAS ALL THEORETICAL AND ACADEMIC AND ONLY HAPPENED TO OTHER PEOPLE.

NOW MY HORMONES ARE ALL AWAKE AND STUPID. I'VE GOT HOW MANY YEARS BEFORE I HAVE MY VIRGIN NIGHT IN CANON?!?!

I HATE EVERYTHING.


This post brought to you by an angry witchling and the capslock key.

[bitchprince]

Well, so far I have slept with my roommate, my manservant, and a near-stranger who fed me waffles. I am repressing the middle one quite heavily, but mostly on the 'feelings scale', and am at present thanking God that I haven't run into my stepsister so far.

I have this feeling that would have gone badly.

[endsthegame]

I like rational thought and really dislike being overwhelmed by feelings, as they force me to make moral choices and I already know which one those'll fall out every time.

Saying that, I kissed Ben on the cheek. For me, this is practically a sign of the apocalypse.

I'm now going to go back and feel satisfied that at least I know no one will ever be smarter or more beautiful than my sister, which isn't unhealthy at all.

[future_sandworm]

Of course it's not unhealthy. No one will ever be smarter and more beautiful than my sister.

[chosehumanity]

The island doesn't affect me on this, which is a very good thing.

See, my relationships have a habit of ending rather quickly. And, uh, violently.

[fancypantsdoc.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

I may have stared down Miss Bennet's cleavage and have had inappropriate thoughts about two of my patients, but I didn't do anything!

[future_sandworm]

On Wednesday there was my roommate in the morning, making out it the woods with the daughter of Death and the Devil, and staying overnight with my favourite concubine a queen who likes croquet. The morning after it was pointed out to me that that was a quite busy day, so I've spent the rest of the week hiding in my room except for classes and appointments already made. Despite this I managed to kiss a brainwashed girl assassin with pretty pigtails and survive. I also taught a young pretty, and probably dangerous, witch queen to fight with knives without getting any further than innuendo.

[glacial_queen]

And significant glances!

This is a MAJOR step for Karla.