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Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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Didn't they choose us because they like us? Why are they such sadists?

I think they think happy is boring. That's the only answer I can think of.

*cries the lone tear of Aeryn emoness*

No kidding. Who's going to hug me now?!

I don't normally do this sort of thing, but *quick hug*

*looks weirded out*

There, there.

Thank you. You have no idea how much that helped.

That was my good deed for the day.

[applauds you]

I feel your pain...not only did I end up divorced for a third time but wow did she heap on the angst and stoicdom.

Course...she does let me get laid often...so guess it kinda balances out.

That does seem to be the balancing factor... we suffer far more angst but generally have far more interesting sex lives.

*frowns* *checks calendar*

And that's another thing! The ghost whore from the Halloween party got farther than I did!!

Damn ghost whore felt my date up and all I got was a bunch of baby vipers *shakes head*

Hey, if my mun would get off her ass and finish the damn thing, you'd be getting your share of getting felt up too. Atleast she plans on letting *you* get off. ::pouts::

Yeah. YOUR mun is a total tease.

...

Or is that you being a tralk? Never can tell.

*ducks and runs*

Please, you're just jealous that I'm getting some *out* of subtext. ::sticks tongue out at you::

I'm *not* jealous. I'm too busy being emo about having the world's biggest crush on Belthazor to have time for jealous.

*kicks her mun* Why'd she have to go and make it such a good kiss anyway?

Well, duh, of course she made it good. It's all leading to that threesome with Bel and his BFF, right?

SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

Phoebe's gonna hate me forever and then... *hyperventilates*

Er, um, what I meant to say was, uh "BAD mun! How dare you imply that Beka would hit on Phoebe's boyfriend!" Because you would never, ever do that. Really.

I wouldn't. I really wouldn't. ~~Only in subtext and WTF. Really.~~ I might want to...but I wouldn't!

I completely believe you. ::nods::

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valentine-tart.livejournal.com - 2005-11-03 02:35 (UTC) - Expand

*kisses Chi's pout*

I really hope its soon I think we're pruning up in there, my MUN kept me angsting so freaking long it took me forever to get to be close to you. Glad she lightened me up a bit, though I must say I am still jealous of the ghost whore from the party. I couldn't get under your costume.. well *smiles* eventually I did but still. *smiles* Maybe your MUN will let you get off when we go swimming together.

Speaking of which, I need to get back to being a damp, half-naked sex kitten.

Seduction is such hard work.

Why do I get the feeling I'm getting no sex for a long time, though?

Shite, and I just got off a 400 year dry spell, too...

Poor Ten. *pats him*

My mun loves you. And your mun. Maybe she'll help with CJ.

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