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Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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You have no idea how much I'm feeling that right now. None.

Tell me about it what is it with the muns wanting us evil? I mean why? Was having my heart broken by not enough for the bitch? *grrrs at my mun*

I feel your pain, my MUN put me into a coma for 11 days to be tortured while she went to Disneyland. *shakes head* the MUN promised to keep me angst free for a while to make it up to me, but I don't know. I think she itches to throw me into the warzone of angst at any moment.

Didn't they choose us because they like us? Why are they such sadists?

I think they think happy is boring. That's the only answer I can think of.

*cries the lone tear of Aeryn emoness*

I feel your pain...not only did I end up divorced for a third time but wow did she heap on the angst and stoicdom.

Course...she does let me get laid often...so guess it kinda balances out.

MUN promises mean nothing - NOTHING!!

That does seem to be the balancing factor... we suffer far more angst but generally have far more interesting sex lives.

No kidding. Who's going to hug me now?!

*frowns* *checks calendar*

And that's another thing! The ghost whore from the Halloween party got farther than I did!!

I don't normally do this sort of thing, but *quick hug*

*looks weirded out*

There, there.

Why did your promise you'd not be going out with the arch enemy of your son? Bloody muns, mine's made me into a big slut!

Thank you. You have no idea how much that helped.

Speaking of which, I need to get back to being a damp, half-naked sex kitten.

Seduction is such hard work.

That was my good deed for the day.

Yours to huh? Flippin' insane the lot of them. I know *shakes head* I finally said "NO MORE I CAN'T TAKE IT" I mean damn at least she finally listened enough to keep me angst free enough for Chiana to take an interest. I swear half of FH hates me because of her.

Damn ghost whore felt my date up and all I got was a bunch of baby vipers *shakes head*

Why do I get the feeling I'm getting no sex for a long time, though?

Shite, and I just got off a 400 year dry spell, too...

"Oh, I'll never make her emo." she says. Then she has me have two emo breakdowns in as many weeks! TWO! ANd one of them involved crying on Daddy Adama's uniform.

And let's not even get into the whole Angelus thing.

[applauds you]

Hey, if my mun would get off her ass and finish the damn thing, you'd be getting your share of getting felt up too. Atleast she plans on letting *you* get off. ::pouts::

My mun promises your mun that anything that Beka tells Lily about the Vegas trip, even in subtext, will be true. REALLY.

And if she doesn't promise, I'm going to come through the damned computer screen and kick her ass.

*looks fierce* I'm much tougher than she is.

At least you've never been a bunny. *scowl*

Oh...but you were so cute as a bunny.

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