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Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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You have no idea how much I'm feeling that right now. None.

Tell me about it what is it with the muns wanting us evil? I mean why? Was having my heart broken by not enough for the bitch? *grrrs at my mun*

I feel your pain, my MUN put me into a coma for 11 days to be tortured while she went to Disneyland. *shakes head* the MUN promised to keep me angst free for a while to make it up to me, but I don't know. I think she itches to throw me into the warzone of angst at any moment.

"Oh, I'll never make her emo." she says. Then she has me have two emo breakdowns in as many weeks! TWO! ANd one of them involved crying on Daddy Adama's uniform.

And let's not even get into the whole Angelus thing.

My mun loves me and hugs me and calls me "George."

I think he's a little crazy, really.

I have none of those problems. *smiles happily*

*sulks*

I hate her OMG

She's never gonna let me have sex ever. I can tell. She has this...glint... in her eye.

She's so on my list when I go evil. Which could happen eight or nine times, judging by her scary little brain.

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My mum claims to hate the mistreatment I got in canon, yet she gives me so much angst to, well, angst about that it makes my head spin. And all the while she's cackling "Dance, my little puppet, dance!"

I should also point out, *no one * is safe with Kemper.

And at least you got a happily ever after! I'm stuck pursuing Jarod until the end of freakin' time!

Why *my* mun thinks we'll get any closure out of this place is beyond me.

Oh GIRL, you don't even know!

My little bitch keeps throwing me into bed with my soon to be dead fiance's brother!!! FRAK! It's crazy space incest!

DOES NO ONE CARE I WAS ENGAGED TO HIS BROTHER?!?! Replacement Daddy HATES ME BECAUSE OF IT.

MY LIFE SUCKS.

You guys have just got to draw the line! My mun keeps trying to emo me up, but Cam and I simply won't have it! Boyfriend starts ignoring me to worship some power-hungry alien space-slut? I've been there and am very understanding. I get mind-frelled, call the boyfriend an irrelevant "boy" and and start stalking the Dean... he forgives me. I tell him I'm really a 30-something alien ex-power-mongering-goddess space slut queen of the dirty con, regressed into a 17yo body? He thinks it's cool.

Mun keeps trying to angst me up, but the BF is just too insanely sweet. I think our standing emo record is 12 hours! Meanwhile, we're making everyone's teeth fall out from teh cute and the mun is *headesking* herself into a coma.

You've just got to stand up to these muns. Don't let 'em do it to you!

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My mun decided to play out this STUPID divorce storyline on a weekend when she knew a friend would die, and my boyfriend would get accused of murder.

It's like she wants to send me into a permanent fetal position.

Also, she won't let me obsess over Jordan Catalano. Something about "bad-boyfriend stoner moron not fit to tie Angela's Doc Martens." But I looooooove him forever 'n' ever....

HAHAHAHAHAHH.

*is mean*

My mun read ALL my canon on the internets and thinks she knows my backstory. She's exploiting me...where's the FH-CLU when you need it?

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