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Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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At least you've never been a bunny. *scowl*

Oh...but you were so cute as a bunny.

Seconded. Bestest bunny ever!

OMG evil plotbunny. Wonder if we can have him back for Easter. *giggle*

And you know you're forever gonna be Logan-who-was-a-bunny, right?

Yes. But you were a cuter bunny than a human, dude. And at least as a bunny, you were not having daddy issues.

Hah! You haven't listened to her plotting, she keeps mentioning evil twins, and identity crisises, and muttering about emo-crushes on Aeryn's boyfriend!

*clears throat* What on the who now?

*flails* It's not my idea. She seems to be under the impression that the simple fact that Crichton treats me like a normal person and makes me laugh means I'll start falling for him at some point.

Oh, that'll be unfortunate. I actually like you.

And I ~~am scared of~~ like you too. Especially since I think you and Crichton are cute together. Which is why I'm worried about what she has up her sleeves.

Too bad I can't remember this IC, because I would go easier on you. If it makes you feel any better.

If I could remember this IC, it would.

*sigh*

We'll have to go out for coffee or something beforehand. Just to make up for it.

*nods*

Coffee cures all ills.

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