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Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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Angelus and I had a perfectly reasonable high school dislike going on, but then the pair of them decide it would be oh-so-much fun to have the pair of us go all Xander/Cordy.

To top it off, she doesn't even think that canonically I'm either straight, or interested in the sex with anyone other than Xena.

Wow. So she's sacrificing your sexual preferences at the Altar of Chemistry? That's just cruel! Mean! Fun!

I know...

*wishes there was a Xena in game she could ~~stalk~~ make the moves on*

*distracts all muns with shiny objects*

Yeah.

~~*continues pouting (for all must bow before the power of the pout)*~~ Oops...

~~*stalks Callisto with serious intent*~~ Hey, maybe I can kill yours and then we can take on the rest of them.

~~*is (smugly) oblivious*~~ She say that if we try that, I can't go to Vegas.

~~*rolls eyes and turns back the other direction (but watches out of the corner of her eye)*~~ My (resurrected) mun says that she'll make me go to Vegas and sit in a corner.

~~*goes back to pouting*~~ At least you'll be able to watch. Mine says she won't even let me join the peanut gallery.

~~*squares off a few feet away and pouts back (for lo, she also has an adorable pout despite the absence of text on her icon)*~~ But if you're not there... how much fun will watching be?

~~*while acknowledging Beka indeed has an adorable pout, believes her pout-fu is greater than Beka's pout-fu*~~ All the other people worth watching are going...