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Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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I'd be alive again, with me death doesn't really take. Just really drunk.

Okay then. Let me finish with Jaye first. Yay for finally getting some action!

Yay for getting some non-subtext, non-vampire action!

*gives you non-subtexty, non-vampire action*

*enjoys Anakin's non-subtexty, non-vampire action*

~~*thinks Obi-Wan is stupid for not jumping Anakin*~~

*~~totally agrees~~*

~~*volunteers to help Anakin jump him next time he visits*~~

*~~distracted by the prettiness of that image~~*

*~~wants to know if Anakin has any objections to tying up people with silk scarves~~*

*~~have you seen what Padme wears to bed? Nope, no problems at all.~~*

~~Oh, good. *grins and starts practicing knot-tying* Do you or Obi-Wan happen to have a favourite colour?~~

~~Blue brings out our eyes rather nicely~~

~~I can work with blue.~~

~~If you couldn't, we're flexible. Also, we're flexible.~~

~~I see I'm going to have to clear my schedule in order to take full advantage of you two bonding.~~

~~Wait, this is a group thing now?~~

~~Why not? I'm sure there's enough Jedi to go around.~~

You too, huh?

Yep. Pulls out scorecard. Two actual deaths, and a half-dozen kinda deaths.

Wow. I've only had one. *raises latte to you*

Doesn't Daniel Jackson still kick your ass in the death scoreboard thing?

Now if you counted all the time I've died in comic canon...wait, have I died in comic canon? I must have. Everyone else gets to!

I think Jean Grey still tops all. She's like the one all us died-and-came-back characters strive to be.

Dude, SO TRUE. And now she's doing it in the movie too so she can hit on my man and lure him away with her long legs and red hair, that bitch! *emocry*

Probably.

Uh, only time that immediately springs to mind is getting stabinated by Mr Sinister in that X-Men: The End mini.

There was this whole thing with you and Gambit getting spitted, or something. I think you died, technically.

And, y'know, Jean's only died, like, twice. Once when Tolliver took out the Hellions, and then just recently when that crackhead killed her off. Now, her body was borrowed by the Phoenix, and came back, but it still wasn't Jean...

Mmm. That was damned gorgeous art, though. *distracted*

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