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[can_be_more]

Of all the muns in all the world, I had to end up with her.

You know, she will never pass up a chance to angst me? Never. "Who wants to be evil for a day?" I don't want to be evil, but here I am, marching up to the desk to be evil. Wtf. Can I have one good week? Just one? Okay, maybe not good. Can I have a week where there's no boyfriend angst then? I mean, I know I'm in character, but come on! Can we please have a musical comedy version of this so I can just let go a little bit already? With no consequences for me? No? Just checking.

*lowers voice* You won't believe how many times she's killed me in fanfic. Several. She's psycho, someone help me.

I was safer with Kemper.

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[demonbelthazor]

Oh, face it, we are both so owned because our muns are all "Oooh, Angelus, please come fuck with my pup!" and then they giggle and plot more evil and make us angst and weep and flail.

We should go on strike.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

You're right. Stupid bitches. We should refuse to have anything to do with Angelus or each other or...

and...

Wait. How is this a good idea?

[demonbelthazor]

...

You got a point there.

Is teh angst worth the hot sex?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

...

how often do you think about that kiss?

...

[demonbelthazor]

...

...probably more than I should but it's her fault! *flails*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Exactly. *nods*

Bel...we're doomed. Either we get no sex and angst over that. Or we get sex and angst over it.

There's no escaping teh sex angst!

[demonbelthazor]

If we have to angst regardless we might as well enjoy the sex, too.

But only if Phoebe won't leave me because OMG SOULMATE.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Did you really just say that?

[demonbelthazor]

I'm thinking lots of love/lust potions and an anti-guilt potion to wash it down with in the morning.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking... *blink*

I'm thinking it's time we leave therapy and head for AU.

[demonbelthazor]

You always say that when the mun is at work. *flails in frustration*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

That's because when both the muns are home they're too busy being evil to let us have any fun. *pouts*

[demonbelthazor]

Your mun should SLEEP. And if not that, yes, write and get some work done so she is free to play tonight, as my mun is free and will hopefully NOT be lying in bed in agony again tonight.

My mun is wondering if she can write during the stupid seminar she has to go to this afternoon. Hmmm, NaNoWriMo or Cole/Piper/brownies smut? I'm in favor of getting laid, myself. *beams*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Sexy. Getting bossy with my mun. I like that. *wonders if the mun will listen*

YOUR mun should go home early from work and tell her bosses she has to leave.

[demonbelthazor]

My Mun is going to see if she can sneak out of the stupid seminar because it's really of no use to her in her job.


...and now I'm having visions of Cole/Phoebe/Beka/Linds/Piper. Remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*loves on your Mun*

*wishes her Mun would stop recapping yesterday and get to work on work or book or sleep*

[demonbelthazor]

*lurves on your mun*

Linds is going I believe. I told his mun that he should invite Piper. Bel gets to bring his girlfriend, after all. Angelus is bringing a whole harem. It's only fair!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Stop putting the moves on my mun.

OK. I'll email Linds and prod him about Piper. If he doesn't invite her, I'll just add her to my personal harem list. Since Angelus is denying me Buffy, he'll have to let me have Piper. *nods*