OMGWTF NO. NO NO NO.

[icecoldfrost]

What do you mean I'm now a Disney Princess? No. Absolutely, positively, not.

If I start singing at animals, someone shoot me.

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[furnaceface]

... I blame my player for this. Clearly, Disney knew that she'd retired the candle and the flaming kid with the bad pun for the name, and they decided to give her hell for it by buyin' me, too.

Bloody hell. This makes that road trip with Howard the Duck make so much more sense, now.

[icecoldfrost]

My player is torn between beating her head against her desk and laughing hysterically in the 'this shouldn't be funny, but it almost is' type of way.

The idea of 'Disney Princess Emma' is giving her absolute giggle shit-fits right now.

[furnaceface]

Mine keeps thinking, "Disney Presents: Deadpool" and dyin' a little inside.

She's already at that point of laughing hysterically. I think she's gone absolutely barmy.

[solo_sword]

On the bright side, it's a gremlin bite just waiting to happen.

[longislandiceme]

It's probably at least partially my player's fault, too. I mean, how many Power Rangers has she played?

And now she's using a guy from that same movie as that flaming kid for my face.

[furnaceface]

Between the two of 'em, they're going to be blamin' Canada for this, mate. Aren't they?

[longislandiceme]

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY MEANT THIS TO HAPPEN.

...probably.

[furnaceface]

Well, mine was sayin' that this place needed more Disney characters runnin' about.

I don't quite think this was what she had in mind.

[longislandiceme]

Well, you know what they say about the road to hell and good intentions.

...Do you? Because I don't, actually? What *do* they say?

[furnaceface]

Somethin' about tarmac, I think. I never payed very close attention, myself.

[thetoughestcook]

I am here!

I am cranky and from a canon without magic or princesses, but I am here!

[furnaceface]

It wasn't enough.