http://decoder-rings.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2010-04-05 12:21 pm

Naughty School, No Cookie!

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

[identity profile] brat-intraining.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh God, can we not talk about this.

[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just gonna be over there, smirking. A lot.

[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally I'd say you stole my line, but heh. Heh heh heh.

[[Please, it's a therapy post, I have to fight with myself.]]

[identity profile] brat-intraining.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I've never gone this long without getting any since I was fourteen, and it's different when there's actual feelings involved, and-- I am not supposed to be nervous about this, damn it.
life_inshadow: ([ooc] cleavagey slutbomb)

[personal profile] life_inshadow 2010-04-05 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Someday, one of us is going to have to make a move. SOMEDAY.

[identity profile] brat-intraining.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Just, um... don't let me go off into any slightly goofy speeches beforehand, okay? Because this is getting to, like, twenty-four-play territory here.
life_inshadow: ([neu] pigtails - really?)

[personal profile] life_inshadow 2010-04-05 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't make any speeches, and I don't freak out and freeze up and we're good?

You aren't going to think I'm bad at it or anything, are you? Cause, um. New territory.

[identity profile] brat-intraining.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
New territory's a given. I don't have any expectations about that stuff with you, okay? Kinda just wanna be with you, and whatever you don't know? I'm so totally fine with compensating for that.
life_inshadow: ([pos] sneaky smile)

[personal profile] life_inshadow 2010-04-05 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
... okay. And I hope there's not a lot of compensating we have to do.

(This isn't reluctance about you, at all. It's just Issues on this end. Thanks for getting it.)

[identity profile] brat-intraining.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. It's cool. It's good. We'll be awesome. Trust me on this.