Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

STILL A VIRGIN.

WATER: STILL WET, TOO.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I would ask why but, after so long, I'm just gonna snicker quietly. Teehee.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

...oh God, can we not talk about this.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna be over there, smirking. A lot.

[trigons_child]

Andy and I have kissed, but we have not done anything like that.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Well, why not? Don't wanna?

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I'M TOO AFRAID OF GETTING KNOCKED UP.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

PROTECTION, CHUCK. GET THE GUY TO CONDOM UP FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

[likes_scoundrels]

I'm going to miss Mat.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Find another manwhore?

[carpe_demon]

I'm in Parker's speed dial under "Booty Call." Whoo!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

How romantic! I hope it's a good booty call, at least.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I officially am so old that I probably have to worry about my boobs starting to sag or something. Benton's nice and pretending not to notice.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Well, you are pretty old. At least you have someone understanding that doesn't care.

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Having a boyfriend in a whole other country -- a country in which, by the way, you are the only lady in court and thus expected to be virginal and lovely and all that -- is sort of wearing.

But we've kissed! That's something!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Ah, long distance relationship. Phone sex?

[life_inshadow]

... I would probably be okay with it if we could just not talk about it. When we try to talk about it I freeze up and -- yeah. So we're kind of not getting anywhere. Except kissing. Kissing is easy.

And now I feel bad for my girlfriend.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Is it a completely new thing for you and you're nervous?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

I don't have NEARLY as much sex as I should be. For some reason I am not charming the ladiez as much as I should be.

Probably because my favorites are all taken and I don't even realize it.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

You don't realize it? HOW?

[lycanthromoony.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

FRAIDY CAT.

[bitten_notshy]

I am MONOGAMOUS. And HAPPY about it. I'm not even letting Sebastien bite me.

How did that happen?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I've been monogamous for over a year now! It's pretty damn great. The bad comes when you have to leave or graduate or something crappy like that.

[future_sandworm]

Why is this so important to discuss? Don't you have more important things to talk about than gossip?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you don't like it, take a hike. You're in the minority, desert boy!

[demonbelthazor]

I have a hot girlfriend and a hot boyfriend. Good thing I have demonic stamina or I'd be exhausted.

But if that jackass Logan throws water on us again, I'm going to fireball him. Or shimmer him to Siberia.

[fh_jackass]

Keep it in your room, then!

[blessed_twice]

I have an awesomely hot alien girlfriend. I just wish work and school and demons didn't occasionally get in the way of things.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

I've got Wednesday night off.

Just saying....

[one-who-goes.livejournal.com]

I haven't gone this long without sex since I was 18. I've gotten so serious with my right hand that I'd propose, if that wouldn't make me a bigamist.

[bitchprince]

So it turns out my boyfriend is more than a bit of a pervert at heart...

Discretion. Honestly, people, try it.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

There's no room for discretion in this day and age. Besides, that's boring.

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting to have sex. Totally not ashamed of it.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

For the right girl or till you know how to do it?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I've been with one girl for over a year and I'm still not tired of it. It helps that she's really open minded about everything.

Of course, we're ignoring graduation so there's that. We'll see.

[icecoldfrost]

I am... more than satisfied with my current arrangement. Which is more than most of you ever need to know.



...I'm happy. Really, honestly happy. But I will never-ever say it out loud, because I don't want Mr. Priest getting a swelled head about it.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Is it more than I need to know? Come on, I've seen you naked, I deserve to know more!

[chosehumanity]

I... still wind up killing people when I have sex with them, so I've stopped that for now.

You don't want to know what I used to get up to.

[lovethenubbins.livejournal.com]

You know, I have superhuman healing abilities.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

The sex is fucking awesome. Like holy crap.

You know what's not awesome? Not having any privacy or time since his roommate turned back human and Adrian is back in town and it's not I can sexile Morgana because it'd be weird for him to come to the dorms and ARGH.

So yeah, sex is great except that we'll never have it again.

[bitten_notshy]

... hotel? Cabins? Does he have a car?

I know you're creative!

[ancientbschamp.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is an awkward subject. Every guy I get involved with ends up seriously injured or dead. Did I mention my husband got killed the morning after our wedding night?

And I have no idea why Emmett thinks this is significant for some reason.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

How very Black Widow of you...

[endsthegame]

I once kissed Ben on the cheek.

Otherwise, I'm fairly convinced that starting or pursuing a sexual relationship with anyone is unfair to them, so I'm likely to stay a virgin for the next 16, thanks, canon few years.

[gorka-wolf.livejournal.com]

Poor Kurt has started referring to me as Roomie-In-Law. How often do you THINK I'm in Proto's room?

...that would be a yes on the sex, by the way.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

So long as there is a sock on the door, my poor innocent sensibilities will survive!