Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

STILL A VIRGIN.

WATER: STILL WET, TOO.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

...oh God, can we not talk about this.

[trigons_child]

Andy and I have kissed, but we have not done anything like that.

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna be over there, smirking. A lot.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I'M TOO AFRAID OF GETTING KNOCKED UP.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I would ask why but, after so long, I'm just gonna snicker quietly. Teehee.

[likes_scoundrels]

I'm going to miss Mat.

[brat-intraining.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut UP.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Well, why not? Don't wanna?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

PROTECTION, CHUCK. GET THE GUY TO CONDOM UP FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

[carpe_demon]

I'm in Parker's speed dial under "Booty Call." Whoo!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I officially am so old that I probably have to worry about my boobs starting to sag or something. Benton's nice and pretending not to notice.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Find another manwhore?

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

I already do. :( I should've just held off on getting a boyfriend until we graduated.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

How romantic! I hope it's a good booty call, at least.

[trigons_child]

I do not know if I am ready. The one time I did before was a mistake, though pleasurable, but I do not want to make such a mistake again.

It is better if you are in love, is it not?

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Well, you are pretty old. At least you have someone understanding that doesn't care.

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Having a boyfriend in a whole other country -- a country in which, by the way, you are the only lady in court and thus expected to be virginal and lovely and all that -- is sort of wearing.

But we've kissed! That's something!

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd say you stole my line, but heh. Heh heh heh.

[[Please, it's a therapy post, I have to fight with myself.]]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Why dontcha wanna talk about this? It's fun!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Uh. Well, I've done it when I've been in love and not in love and it's been pretty good each time. I think there just might be a difference in what you feel? I dunno, I never really took stock of the differences.

[likes_scoundrels]

I don't know, I think it'll be hard to top him. Any suggestions?

And -- *sigh* -- I should probably start thinking less about boys and more about the rebellion.

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

HEY. I COULD GET SOME IF I WANTED SOME. I just don't want to hear all about how bad I am at sex when I'm doing it, okay. :(

[life_inshadow]

... I would probably be okay with it if we could just not talk about it. When we try to talk about it I freeze up and -- yeah. So we're kind of not getting anywhere. Except kissing. Kissing is easy.

And now I feel bad for my girlfriend.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Mostly it's just that he's way older. He's like a dinosaur, whereas I'm just like a slightly aged cheese.