http://decoder-rings.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2010-04-05 12:21 pm

Naughty School, No Cookie!

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!
bitten_notshy: ([♥] desire)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-04-05 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I am MONOGAMOUS. And HAPPY about it. I'm not even letting Sebastien bite me.

How did that happen?
bitten_notshy: ([neu] pleasant)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-04-05 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to pretend I don't have to leave in a few months.

I'm not necessarily good at pretending, but it's what I have.
wantstodirect: (Default)

[personal profile] wantstodirect 2010-04-05 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Such a romantic.
bitten_notshy: (Default)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-04-05 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be spouting sonnets any day, I'm sure.
icecoldfrost: (Queen of Contridictions)

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2010-04-05 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I seem to be uncommonly fond of you as well, Mr. Priest. If you can figure out why, please let me know.
bitten_notshy: ([♥] bare chest)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-04-05 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I am handsome, dazzlingly brilliant, polite, and quick? And totally unlike anyone else?

Or you might just think I look good with my shirt off.
icecoldfrost: (don't need telepathy to know you're dumb)

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2010-04-05 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...don't make me hit you, Jack.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pointing and laughing a lot. :D
bitten_notshy: ([♥] i have nice arms)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-04-05 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmph. At least I'm actually having sex with the person I decided to be monogamous with.