Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[icecoldfrost]

Trust me, the only think they're projecting during sex is 'yesyesyesyesmoreyesYAYSEX.' It's pretty easy to tune out, so long as they are sufficiently distracting you. Which they should be doing anyway, if they're at all considerate of their partner.

[glacial_queen]

We could loan her shielding jewelry. I'm down with helping out a good cause.