Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

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[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I worry that our hotel neighbors might come knockin' on the door an' be like "Hey, stop havin' sex!"

But then I realize we ain't loud enough to get that kind of response, so I'm not worried no more.