http://decoder-rings.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2010-04-05 12:21 pm
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Naughty School, No Cookie!

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!
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[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The sex is and will always be fucking amazing, thank you. That's what happens when two people know what they're doing.

It's the other stuff we're fumbling our way through. Not that there is other stuff. Just sex. You know. That's it.

Just for sex. That's it.
icecoldfrost: (emma is smug)

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2010-04-05 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't fib when there's a telepath around, darling, it's rude.

[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know what you're talking about, darling. I'm not lying. That's what it's about.
icecoldfrost: (Emma has odd ideas of affection)

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2010-04-05 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. In the same way Jack and I are just about sex. Don't be a dweeb, Alex.

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
... Right. Just sex.

Are fucking brilliant at that part. Crap at convincing people that's the only thing there is all.

[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Why ruin the sex with all that other stuff, right? Right. ....right. The convincing...is crap considering I'm already seeing disbelief here and there.

Because it's true! It's just sex.

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Think you need to lie better. It's you they don't believe, not me.

[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I just think they know me better than they do you. One of them's a telepath and the other's way too damn perceptive. Even good lies would be hard to pass.

I'd like to see you try.

[identity profile] pastmewrong.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, part of the reason I don't let people know me is cause of this sort of shit.

I don't need to try.

[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember, you let me know you. You're not immune to this emotional crap. Too bad there, you let someone slip in. Didn't try hard enough.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't fib when there's people who know you around either, Alex.

[identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you're talking about.
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