Naughty School, No Cookie!

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Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[vanillajello]

I said "as hard as not-you", not "exactly like not-you". It's about the level of obvious interest, not about the smarmy douchebaggery.

As for my social life? ... Yeah I don't think it's ever getting less complicated, actually. It's more of a 'jump in, or run the other way like any sensible person' type of deal.

[lovemykilt]

I'm pretty sure jumping in would just get me a boatload of neurotic terror followed by rejection. Not exactly fun.

I mean, I'm not saying that you specifically would act that way, but that's -- I mean -- I should just stick to making sandwiches.