Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

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[longislandiceme]

Well. At least now I've been on more than one date?

Even if the only ones I've managed here in Fandom have been the five-minute kind.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

You know, if you can't last more than five minutes, that sounds like a problem.

[longislandiceme]

Oh, hah hah hah. It was a speed dating thing at Caritas, I'll have you know. They were supposed to be five minutes.