Naughty School, No Cookie!

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Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[vanillajello]

This is the point where I feel like getting all sultry and suggestive and offering my assistance... But we can't even manage to have coffee without something going horribly wrong.

[wwiii]

... I don't want to die.

[vanillajello]

Exactly.