Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[furnaceface]

I'm going t'be th'first to step up and point out that if she's yer girlfriend, then she's probably well aware of yer fur by now, mate. I'm callin' "moot point" on the other issues, there.

You are all there.

... So far as I'm aware. I haven't looked inside yer pants, and I don't plan to.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

BUT THERE IS FUR INSIDE MY PANTS!

I mean, in the grand scheme of things, okay, ja, I'm probably better off than you, and I'm sorry. But right now we're just talking about... you know, sex. And YOU ARE NOT A MUPPET.

[furnaceface]

... If yer flail yer arms about like Kermit and go, "auuuuughauaaaaaaahahah," then I'll promise never to argue yer point is moot again.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

Not gonna happen.

When I flail around, it is funky FRESH. My moves are the bomb DIGGETY.

[furnaceface]

I do believe that anyone that uses the phrase 'bomb diggety' in all seriousness is not nearly as 'bomb diggety' as they believe they are, mate.

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

... Really? I thought it was common American slang?

[furnaceface]

If it is, then never before have I been so grateful not t'be American.