Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

STILL A VIRGIN.

WATER: STILL WET, TOO.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I would ask why but, after so long, I'm just gonna snicker quietly. Teehee.

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

HEY. I COULD GET SOME IF I WANTED SOME. I just don't want to hear all about how bad I am at sex when I'm doing it, okay. :(

[icecoldfrost]

Sookie, darling, we are going to work on those shields of yours, because this is getting ridiculous. It is simply Not Right that you have to listen to everyone else in the damn school and not get some fun of your own.

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

We could just find me a boy who doesn't project! THOSE ARE SO COMMON, REALLY.

[icecoldfrost]

Trust me, the only think they're projecting during sex is 'yesyesyesyesmoreyesYAYSEX.' It's pretty easy to tune out, so long as they are sufficiently distracting you. Which they should be doing anyway, if they're at all considerate of their partner.

[glacial_queen]

We could loan her shielding jewelry. I'm down with helping out a good cause.