I wanna sex you up

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

So, the other day we talked about fantasies. And that's all well and good. But hey, those are kind of a special occasion thing, right?

So who's actually getting some now? Who's not? Is it good? Is it bad? Is it 'romantic' or is it awesome? Tell me about your sex lives, Fandom. Because I am bored and stealing posting duties from Tracy tonight.

Comments

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I hate waiters! They're evil! Waiters are worse than sharks! They're worse than my father!

--Wait, no, not worse than my father, but they're still really, really terrible.

Clearly, what we need to do is go on a date where there are no waiters.

Like my bedroom. There are no waiters in my bedroom.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

There shouldn't be! Are there roommates who might walk in? Because if you don't know texting, I doubt you know about the sock on the door thing.

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

I'm a very quick learner! I'm getting a phone as soon as my mun has time to get me one! And I'm sure Delirium--

--on second thought, your bedroom. Your bedroom is probably pretty waiter free, too, riiiiight?